Category Archives: strippers

by Franky Vivid

It’s that time again…Stripper’s Holiday, or what I like to call “Belle’s Kitchen”.  Tomorrow, twelve beautiful, bawdy broads descend upon my place for a week of burlesque classes and workshops that culminates in the “Old Time Strip Show” on Saturday.  My job?  To keep these lovely lasses fed and watered (or wined, as the case may be). And THESE GIRLS CAN EAT! No veggies and brown rice for a burlesque dancer.  You can’t starve if you wanna shimmy.

Dita Von Cheese.

This is the fifth year we’ve done this and it just gets better and better, so I’m excited to sharpen my knives, organize my spices and get ready for the undulating onslaught of talented teasers.

My plan is to post a little daily entry during their stay, so break off the dial and leave yourself tuned in all week.  I’ll at least Tweet a bunch, so there’s that.   There’ll be photos, food and as many witty quips as I can muster.

Okay, it’s time to go grocery shopping with the UHaul truck.